Java Junkets

C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?

C:>COFFEE.COM error.  Contact programmer J. Valdez.

COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?

Caffeine Allocation Error:  COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};